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🐉 THE DRAGON OF MAULSWORLD CASTLE! AN ANCIENT PROPHECY AWAKENS! A GOTHIC CASTLE. A LEGENDARY DRAGON. AND A KINGDOM ABOUT TO GET VERY INTERESTING! There is something timeless about the image of a mighty dragon perched upon an ancient castle. Perhaps it’s the mystery of what lies beyond those towering stone walls. Perhaps it’s the…

GAS UP! THE OPEN ROAD IS CALLING — AND MAULSWORLD IS READY TO ROLL! ⛽🏁🚗 FULL TANK. CLASSIC MUSCLE. ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES! Remember when pulling into a neighborhood gas station meant more than just filling the tank? The pumps were surrounded by chrome, the attendant might actually check your oil, and the parking lot was sometimes…

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WE WORK ALL WEEK FOR SATURDAY NIGHT! Monday through Friday, we answer emails, attend meetings, pay bills and pretend we’re thinking about something other than the upcoming race weekend. But when Saturday night rolls around, the work boots come off, the racing shirts go on, and suddenly life makes sense again! The Saturday Night Heroes…

I LIKE THE SOUND YOU MAKE WHEN YOU SHUT UP! — Some cats are affectionate. Some cats are playful. Some cats enjoy long conversations with their humans. And then there’s the orange cat who has absolutely no interest in hearing another word out of you. Introducing the Funny Ginger Orange Cat “I Like the Sound…

Almost. FRIYAY! THE BOSS IS HERE — SUPERVISION IS OPTIONAL! It’s Friday at Maulsworld, and Middle Management Cat has officially reported for duty. Well, technically, he’s reported to his favorite sleeping spot, but we’re counting that as attendance. Introducing the Born to Sleep, Forced to Supervise T-Shirt, featuring a sleeping cat who perfectly understands the…