DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS — ESPECIALLY IN YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR!

Back in 1978, when a big Dodge appeared in your rearview mirror sporting highway patrol markings, it was probably a good time to reconsider your driving habits!

Arriving next week at Maulsworld is Greenlight’s 1978 Dodge Monaco Texas Highway Patrol, a handsome addition to Hot Pursuit Series 48.

This limited-edition 1:64-scale collectible, Greenlight item #43060-A, features authentic decoration, chrome accents, real rubber tires, and true-to-scale detailing.

The Monaco’s distinctive late-1970s styling recalls an era when full-size American sedans were a familiar sight patrolling highways across the country. Big cars, big engines, and plenty of authority!

Whether you’re a dedicated police vehicle collector, a Mopar enthusiast, or someone building a miniature roadside scene, this classic Texas patrol car brings a little old-school law and order to your collection.

BIG DODGE. BIG STATE. BIG TROUBLE IF YOU’RE SPEEDING!

And fortunately, collecting one doesn’t require appearing before a judge!

Meanwhile, in the Maulsworld Warehouse…

The Dogfather was admiring the Texas Highway Patrol Monaco when Middle Management Cat approached.

“Excellent!” declared the Dogfather. “We could use some additional law enforcement around here.”

The Chonk examined the patrol car.

“Agreed. I’ve identified several serious violations.”

“Really?”

“Absolutely. Unauthorized use of the employee refrigerator. Excessive delays in lunch preparation.”

The Dogfather frowned.

“Those aren’t criminal offenses!”

“Not yet. I’m drafting legislation.”

“You’re NOT establishing your own police department!”

The Chonk sighed.

“Fine. But someone needs to patrol the tuna supply route.”

The Dogfather shook his head.

“This car represents LAW AND ORDER!”

“Exactly! And I’d like to place an order.”

“For WHAT?”

“Two cases of tuna. With a police escort.”

The Dogfather walked away.

The Chonk called after him.

“MAKE THAT THREE CASES! It’s an emergency!”